u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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