its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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