ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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