When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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