I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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