i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
