dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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