But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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