please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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