Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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