I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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