After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Will exercising make me less horny?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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