Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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