at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
he just fucked me for my cheese..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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