That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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