I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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