So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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