More tranny stories later!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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