Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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