Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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