I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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