Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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