Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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