Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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