they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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