just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You made out with two different species that night
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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