im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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