It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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