He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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