At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Can Purell be used as lube?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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