he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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