But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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