Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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