the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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