Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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