Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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