omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My dick has a subreddit
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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