My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
