Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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