There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
