Define "chronic" masturbator.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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