I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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