I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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