is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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