i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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