So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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