My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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