she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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