Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
