He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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