Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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