whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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