if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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