As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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