I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i think my cat just said my name.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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