we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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